It's been awhile hasn't it? I thought I would share a free version of my small ebook to help the long-suffering caker-hostages in such shit holes as Edmonton, Ottawa, Regina, Winnipeg and so on. At the very least, I hope it gives you a small smile, a couple chuckles and a few minutes of reprieve. Enjoy!
This is from back when I had a sense of humor. Should I make a sequel or extended edition? Let me know!
I am a Russian, I lived happy life in my country. Rich family, a lot of friends. I was always hated Western countries and anglophones. When I was 17, my mother met a woman who manipulated her into paying a bribe to Canadian Visa Officer in the Embassy. I told to him at the interview that I hate Canada and do not want to go. He said that he understands but my parents just paid for the documents and I have to enjoy it. So, in 1996 I came to Canada against my will. i never worked for this country legally, always was on Social Assistance, working on cash, selling drugs, stealing and ripping off people. In 2006, due to high stress, my kidneys failed. Today, I am 14 years on dialysis. I am pretty healthy, aside from kidneys failure, could get a transplant long time ago but that would mean to save money of this country. Dialysis and disability, I cost this garbage country 120 thousand bucks a year, almost 1.5 million bucks all together. I wrote a letter to Prime Minister that I plan to cost this country another 1.5 million bucks, then I get my transplant and will go to Europe to do something bad against this country. All I was asking for is 300.000 bucks, amount equal to what my parents paid to Visa Officer as a bribe. And I would cancel my Canadian citizenship and leave for good. Got a response from his office. They understand and sorry but can not help.
ReplyDeleteDo you by chance, live in Ottawa (lol)? I understand your anger, but you are only hurting yourself ... staying here is not worth it. They will never return your money and none of the systems here work; corruption is everywhere. I have so many stories I could tell ... Get your transplant. Get healthy. Leave and live your life and be happy. The best revenge on Canada is leaving forever and never giving it a second thought. Be well.
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