It's been awhile hasn't it? I thought I would share a free version of my small ebook to help the long-suffering caker-hostages in such shit holes as Edmonton, Ottawa, Regina, Winnipeg and so on. At the very least, I hope it gives you a small smile, a couple chuckles and a few minutes of reprieve. Enjoy!
SNOWTARD
This is from back when I had a sense of humor. Should I make a sequel or extended...
Starves the Soul, Feeds the Ego

It was another blogger who coined the term "starves the soul, feeds the ego" in regards to Canada, or at least introduced me to it. There is no more apt description of Canadian life.
There is something incredibly hollow and shallow about its society and culture. The media feeds the constantly...
Foreword (Quoting George Elliot Clarke)

I wanted to share this Foreword to the book The Hanging of Angelique, written by George Elliot Clarke. I only recently discovered this book, and the summary in the beginning perfectly captures everything I've been saying, only with more eloquence than my rantings.
I find Canada worse than the United...
Remember When? ... #hangingofangelique

Remember When is a new series of posts where we take a look back at some of the funny, bizarre and downright disturbing incidents in Canada's past.
Since cakers like to judge everyone else (particularly Americans) and point out their historic wrong-doings, it's time to take a mirror to these incompetent...
Remember When? ... #airindiabombing

Remember When is a new series of posts where we take a look back at some of the funny, bizarre and downright disturbing incidents in Canada's past.
Since cakers like to judge everyone else (particularly Americans) and point out their historic wrong-doings, it's time to take a mirror to these incompetent...
Best of SAC (Shit About Canada)

From the blog "Shit About Canada". My favorite anti-caker blog!
Provinces
BC: The Strange Tale of Amor De Cosmos
British Columbia continued (195b)
Alberta: Bubbles in the Badlands
Saskatchewan: the 'special' child
Manitoba: fuck it
Northern Ontario: The Boreal Failure
Newfoundland...
Caker Hostage Survey

As I am locked out of my old account, I have recreated the old survey (see results here).
This survey is for any current or former hostages of Canada.
Of course some results will be skewed since some cities and provinces are more populated than others, however it should still give us some rough...
Saskatoon Rants
12 Reasons Why I Hate Saskatoon ...
1. The Climate...I have to laugh... The people who live here are constantly reassuring themselves about how "great" the climate is here with inane comments like "You know it rains all the time in Vancouver" or "Oh, that terrible humidity in Ontario". My God in heaven,...